Appearance – Overwhelming pale and mass produced. Amazed the bottom didn’t fall out when I lifted it out of the foil – it’s so under cooked.

Mince to Pastry ratio – Good, no air gap to speak of. Just a shame the pastry is there at all really.

Mouthfeel – Soggy and yet powdery pastry dominates the experience – very unpleasant. The filling had a few stalks to the currants – OK other than that.

Flavour – The filling has quite a nice flavour, its just a shame the horrible pastry ruins it all.

Summary – Easily the worst pastry I’ve had this ‘season’ – pale and undercooked. Filling wasn’t bad, but couldn’t save the experience from a poor rating.

Santa Rating – 0.5 Santas


1 Comment

Muv · January 3, 2019 at 6:49 pm

There’s me thinking I had really pushed the boat out for your visit. Xxx Muv

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