Appearance – Cheap and nasty, even the box screams budget. Topping appears to be an attempt at holly but it’s just a blob of pastry that adds very little.
Mince to Pastry ratio – Not bad at all, pastry a little thicker than you’d like but good amount of filling.
Mouthfeel – Gloopy! The pastry is OK but the filling is slimy and generally quite unpleasant in the mouth.
Flavour – Still looking… it’s not Mr Kipling inedible, but I got no pleasure from it at all.
Summary – While I appreciate the *supplier of these (*stolen from his work party) bringing them to me – I really wish he hadn’t. I can see why Aldi don’t want their name on the box. Where ever the fictional Holly Lane is I don’t recommend you visit.
Overall Rating – 1 Santas